1. Lightening Reaction Extreme
Think board games are boring? Give your parlor fun a sense electricity, with, um, electricity. Lightening Reaction Extreme requires players to grab the pistol grips. The timer starts flashing and when it stops you better not be the last squeezer or AC/DC will be rocking your sweaty palm. Smiles all around.
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2. Super Grover Action Figure
Stephen Spielberg's resume comes with plenty of hyphens and slashes: movie-mogul / Oscar-winner / awkward-shaver. But who knew you can now add "fashion maven" to the list? When it comes to the fedora and four-eyes combo, Stephen's the go-to guy for 'Back to the Future' cues.
3. Smoking Observer
Tobacco companies have known for years that kids love to play with cigarettes, so why shouldn't a toy company get in on the action? This loveable butt-head was created by artist MARS 1, and while it was intentionally created to make your skin crawl, it still reminds us of grandma's ashtray in all the wrong ways.
4. Comannder Riker Doll
Are we the last to know about the Commader Riker / George Michael connection? You could say it's just a close-coiffe connection, but just to be safe, don't not leave the Enterprise in this one's charge lest you want to find him asleep at the helm, zonked out on dlithium crystals.
5. Chef Mario's Bento Plate
It's bad enough that Christmas has turned into a holiday for capitalists, but now they have toys like Chef Mario's Bento Plate to train kids to be sushi-lovin' yuppies. What's next? My First Latte from Fisher Price? Footie pajamas made by Armani?
6. World Wrestling Action Figure
If you've ever wondered what Justin Guarini would look like on steroids, World Wrestling action figures give you a peep. Not that we're suggesting professional wrestlers take steroids. No, it's just a joke. Oh for the love of Santa's elves, please don't hurt us.
7. Vader Time!
In some basement somewhere, very possibly Montana, a 14-year-old kid is filming a stop-animation version of 'The Nutcracker Suite' with the Vader Time doll as the Mouse King. Look out for that on YouTube.
8. Dick Cheney Doll
There's something for everyone with the Dick Cheney doll. Supporters will see it as a symbol of his sure-handed gun expertise, and detractors will consider it a symbol of him as a trigger-happy chickenhawk. What could be merrier? (The same company, Hero Builders, has also made a custom Tim Russert doll.)
9. Lego Robin
This is what happens when the "Boy Wonder" grows old, has one too many facelifts and starts wearing a vinyl toupe. Can't super-heroes age gracefully anymore?
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Darth Vader Ornament
OK, we admit that this Christmas ornament isn't all that weird, but it will annoy your mom, and sometimes that's all that matters during the holidays.
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