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Nothing makes breakfast the table shine quite like a plate of pupa. Or maybe a pupa omelet? Or our favorite: pupa pancakes.


A MOVEABLE FEAST

Are your shin splints not quite as stinging as they used to be? Lactic acid bars will give you all the muscle aches you've always dreamt of, the kind that will keep you whining for hours.


TOYING WITH NATURE

Be warned: 'Crazy Fish -- The Snack' should not be confused with 'Crazy Fish -- The Book,' S.E. Hinton's sequel to 'Rumble Fish in which Rusty James (played by Matt Dillon in 'Crazy Fish -- The Movie') teams with Jackie Chan (played by Jackie Chan in the movie) to fight Hong Kong street crime.

Just like grandma used to say: "Nothing cures what ails you like a boatload of candy and there's no doctor more qualified than Doctor Cow."

If you want fresh wife tart, you'll definitely have to use a fresh wife, but sometimes a preserved wife will do in a pinch.

Sure, anyone can make a tasty collon, but it's the cream that's the icing on the, um, collon.

Like most people, our relationship with peas was kind of awkward until we found Green Peas & You. Now we're happier than ever, and even have a time share in Key West.

Here's one product you don't want to ask for too loudly -- unless you want to get smacked.

We don't know what pine leaves ever did to some grocer to deserve this kind of name-calling. It's just rude.

Finally, the prayers of bacon fans around the world have been answered.

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