Readers' Choice -- Halloween 2006 Edition

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Dolly Parton

"A woman whose hair is bigger than her hips can only be compared to one person, the corpse bride. Constructed piece by piece like Frankenstein and yet we only manage to notice her two big pumpkins."

-- Shawn from Getting To Maybe

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Aaron Williams

"Aaron Williams is scary for so many reasons, perhaps the biggest two are that he's freaking tall as hell and 10,000 percent muscle. In truth, I think he's a good guy, but he's still scary."

-- Henry from TrueHoop

Michael Emerson

"Any fan of the show 'Lost' will immediately concur he's the creepiest guy on TV."

-- Daniel from TMZ

Ann Coulter

"People have said Ann Coulter's enlarged Adam's apple indicates she might be a tranny/former man. However, I think far too much of men, trannies and women to equate her with being an actual human."

-- Kenneth from Worth Repeating

Pete Wentz

"Seriously, he just needs to stop. Creepy smile (horse teeth included!). Creepy laugh. Creepy obsessive blog entries about creepy ex-girl/boyfriends. Creepy attempt at scene domination, including his creepy (and ugly!) clothing line. At least the music is good (sometimes)." -- WingdAz

Ashlee Simpson

"She's the ever morphing girl. One day she's a rocker the next a glam starlet. What will she be next? Let’s hope it isn’t Michael Jackson."

-- Shawn from Getting To Maybe

"Just Ew." -- SatanzHeir

Tony Robbins

"His head is too big."

-- Amie S.

Bruce Vilanch

"Bruce Vilanch may know how to write a good Oscars telecast joke, but his wacky T-shirts and Sally Jesse Raphael glasses really unnerve me. That and he looks like my Aunt Madge, in a really bad way." -- Stephen L.

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