Bring Justinback
Pros: Wouldn't this reunion be like a freakin' 'Friends' episode come to life -- or maybe a mousketeer comeback show. It's the ending that fans want to see and stars must listen to their fans.
Cons: That no-good "Rizzo" Cameron Diaz is felling Danny and Sandy's chance to bring sexyback together.
SPEARING OUR WORLD
Special KFed: Em
Pros: Yo, Bazizzle, Em oozes that cuddly, awkward streetitude 'only honkey rappers have. Cred? Shhhhh -- Em's do-rag got more cred than K-Hole.
Cons: In lyrics, Em abused and killed his former wife, Kim. But a little counseling will spackle up those women issues faster than Cortizone on a herpes sore.
Being Mrs. Bobby Brown
Pros: Years of experience being a second banana, as well as a deadbeat dad (which seems to be your type).
Cons: There was that arrest for smacking Whitney around. But at this point, Brit, you're probably in better shape than Bobby and we're thinking you can take him.
New Newlywed: Nick
Pros: This is a match made in VH1 heaven. It'd be like Cheryl Ladd replacing Farah Fawcet on 'Charlie's Angels' -- you didn't realize anything was really different.
Cons: He was fired from his last marriage. But he's two steps up from Screech and at least half a notch up from Justin Guarini.
Try Imported: Stavros
Pro and Con: Sure, Stavros Niarchos is like the doorknob of Hollywood, but honey, it's your turn. No one says it has to be more than a roll in the tabloid pages. Plus, he's a bazillion-aire so you don't have to worry about him getting all grabby with your booty (like some broke-ass backup dancer).
Like An Aging Virgin: Madonna
Pros: You've already taken things for a test-drive and she's obviously interested in having a family. You two can go shopping for new children together (much easier on the stretch marks).
Cons: It's like dating your mom -- your mom who likes to prance around onstage in her bustieres.
Doogie Style: Neil
Pros: Neil Patrick Harris is easily the most sensitive man on the list.
Cons: He recently acknowledged he's gay. But from what we hear about the last few months with KFed, you may be used to your baby not doing it one more time, or at all.
Daddy Dearest: Bob
Pros: Mr. B's retiring from 'The Price is Right' soon and can focus more on family (someone has to raise your brats). Plus he shacked up with some of models on the show so he can't be completely creepy.
Cons: What cons? You need a father figure in your life. Someone has to shape you up, sister.
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